Have you heard about the band 1023MB? It’s probably because they haven’t got a gig yet….What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!!!.How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!.Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.”.She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables." When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals.
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